Tyler Perry Presents, "Why I Hate Black People"

The Reverend Al Sharpton.

Need I say more?

Here is the epicenter of what is slowly destroying the black community. He makes outlandish claims that he's actually helping people, but he's helping himself to as much charity donation as possible because he can't actually earn a living doing something worthwhile.

Soon they will catch him on tax evasion. The Man will find some way to put him down, and oh how the riots will ensue.

His supposed agenda is to help the black community succeed, when in fact he's doing he best to tear it apart from the inside out.

They fought for years to have the ability to drink from the same fountains as everyone else, to sit on the same seats as everyone else, and to go to the same schools as everyone else. Now what is he trying to get the black community? Their own fountains, their own seats, and their own schools.

He's a terrible person and more over just a terrible role model for any black American.

Let's get another thing clear. African-American infers that you were born in Africa and moved to America, or were born directly, by one generation of African. If someone asks what your ethnicity is, you could be African, sure. But if someone asks you in terms of your national being, you are American. Everyone can not go around saying they are _____-American for everything. It's absurd. If you're African, you are by race and ethnicity. But your loyalty to your country is American. If you moved from Canada, you're Canadian-American. If you moved from Africa to America, then you can even be African-American. But if you were born in Bergen County, New Jersey, and so were your parents. You are not African-American.

With that being said, another dagger in the side of eliminating stereotypes,

"Soulja Boy"

That's the punchline.

What more can you say about a man who is making a living off of a steel drum beat and lyrics that make your grandmother cry, your mother cringe, and your sister dance. All the while, none of them actually know what it means.

If the meaning came out, hell would break loose.

In any event, this is another fine person who isn't helping the cause of reasons to like black people any more than your typical convict.

Still, he's perfecting a craft of brainwashing the minds of the unaware and impressionable. Not since L. Ron Hubbard wrote Dianetics has brainwashing of this magnitude been achieved. I'm almost not upset, but impressed by this fine upstanding citizen's ability to destroy the youth from the inside out.

Nevertheless, there are those who are completely talentless and making a living off of this lack thereof.

I'm not even talking about the nobodies who got their own show on VH1 after being rejects on another reality show which was spawned from a reject of an even prior reality show. People still watch it?! Train-wreck theory, that's all it is. People put it on and cannot stop watching until the evil is pried from their eyes.

No, this is still worse. This next demon of black culture, a phrase I note to those who are not helping stereotypes nor even attempting to better his or herself in order to promote a better example to live by.

She is the one responsible for enriching the cast of movies such as Phat Girlz and Soul Plane...


Mo'Nique.

And yes, I spelled that correctly. I know you thought it was spelled T-U-B-G-I-R-L

We get it. You're fat. You're black. And you're outlandishly sassy.

It's old and no one likes it anymore. It's not funny. It used to be funny to be fat, now it's upsetting, it's like laughing at someone who has a disease or a virus. That is what obesity has become in our country. Which isn't a bad thing. People should treat their bodies better than they have been.

This is a terrible example of health and good standing for any community, let alone the black community.

I really can't stand hearing her or looking at her picture.











(I used the space to block her out of my view.)


Gross.

Anyway, the news shows us about the wonderful athletes who excel in their field and fail in every other way of life possible... Barry Bonds, Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress, and an innumerable amount of basketball players.

Basically, I wouldn't hate the black community wasn't producing such a wide array of 'role models' that shouldn't be role models. And surely, they aren't promoted as such, but they are the only ones people listen to. They're the ones with the power and it destroys it all.

So, hating black people, huh? Well as you should know by now, hate is just an easy word to get the point across, and is probably the word used when talking about anything associated with this negative side of black people. There are plenty of good black people, sure, but naming them would take really the edge out of this blog. So I'll continue to name black people who are not good for America.

Like Barack Obama.

I'll bring this up one more time.

President Elect Barack Hussein Obama was not born in Africa. However, I will submit to easing up on him since his father actually was born in Kenya. (That's in Africa)

Still, he's as much an African-American as he is an American-American, since his mother hails from Kansas. We won't delve further into his family tree since his dual step parents really make things complicated.

He promotes himself well and even represents a good life style (except for his smoking addiction which he really doesn't like to talk about).

He denounces ethnic slurs and seems like an all around good homeboy. However, by running for office, getting the 'black vote' and the vote of the young and naive, he has put our country (which includes "black America") at a great risk with some really loose political plans and difficult to understand agenda, as well as a business plan that is more like a business amoebic blob.

I guess it could be worse, right? Well, don't hold your breath.

Still, if there's one thing that gets people down the most, it's false hope. Many Americans are in tough times, these days especially, and the last thing they need is getting their hopes up about someone changing their lives. And there is someone who wants to make black people the best they can be by giving them everything they want.

The spawn of evil herself, Oprah Winfrey.

She's a self-made millionaire. Sure. I can't argue that.

She's helped so many people. Absolutely.

Above all, she's racist.

She actually started an awards show that honors the greatest achievements for women. Is it any coincidence that all the women honored were black?

I am sick and tired of hearing about how much worse off black people are than others. How they've been oppressed for so long. You should not be allowed to inherit the oppression of your ancestors.

Just because your great great grandfather may have been a slave, does not mean I should feel sorry for you. Clearly, you're fine. You're alive. That's enough for you to embrace the day, get a job, and live a happy life.

Stop oppressing me for not acting like you are not being oppressed.

In your worst times, Oprah will not be there to help you, even if you're black, because she sends most of her charity money to the REAL Africa and then the rest go to her black people award show.

Lastly, the most prominent reason for any and all hatred is the black sense of deserving things they don't. Deserving the right to do things that others can't. "Because I'm black."

If you ever walk behind a group of black people, you'll hear it, I guarantee it.

"Nigga"

It's practically an article in 'ebonics'.

An abbreviation for the derogatory term "nigger", this phrase often represents a duality in terms. While it may at times be offensive when used in an offensive manner, it is more commonly used as a preparatory statement for virtually any sentence or phrase.

i.e. "Nigga, did you see that movie yet?" or "If you were there, nigga, you would have lost it."

And apparently, no body except blacks (and sometime hispanics) can use this phrase. I hereby grant everyone permission to use this word, just don't use it in it's original context, i.e. to insult or offend someone. However, most are ignorant and may not find it as easygoing as it was intended.

So don't blame me if you get your ass shot because of this blog.

Nigga, that's your own damn fault.

Until we meet in hell,

-FW