Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tyler Perry Presents, "Why I Hate Black People"

The Reverend Al Sharpton.

Need I say more?

Here is the epicenter of what is slowly destroying the black community. He makes outlandish claims that he's actually helping people, but he's helping himself to as much charity donation as possible because he can't actually earn a living doing something worthwhile.

Soon they will catch him on tax evasion. The Man will find some way to put him down, and oh how the riots will ensue.

His supposed agenda is to help the black community succeed, when in fact he's doing he best to tear it apart from the inside out.

They fought for years to have the ability to drink from the same fountains as everyone else, to sit on the same seats as everyone else, and to go to the same schools as everyone else. Now what is he trying to get the black community? Their own fountains, their own seats, and their own schools.

He's a terrible person and more over just a terrible role model for any black American.

Let's get another thing clear. African-American infers that you were born in Africa and moved to America, or were born directly, by one generation of African. If someone asks what your ethnicity is, you could be African, sure. But if someone asks you in terms of your national being, you are American. Everyone can not go around saying they are _____-American for everything. It's absurd. If you're African, you are by race and ethnicity. But your loyalty to your country is American. If you moved from Canada, you're Canadian-American. If you moved from Africa to America, then you can even be African-American. But if you were born in Bergen County, New Jersey, and so were your parents. You are not African-American.

With that being said, another dagger in the side of eliminating stereotypes,

"Soulja Boy"

That's the punchline.

What more can you say about a man who is making a living off of a steel drum beat and lyrics that make your grandmother cry, your mother cringe, and your sister dance. All the while, none of them actually know what it means.

If the meaning came out, hell would break loose.

In any event, this is another fine person who isn't helping the cause of reasons to like black people any more than your typical convict.

Still, he's perfecting a craft of brainwashing the minds of the unaware and impressionable. Not since L. Ron Hubbard wrote Dianetics has brainwashing of this magnitude been achieved. I'm almost not upset, but impressed by this fine upstanding citizen's ability to destroy the youth from the inside out.

Nevertheless, there are those who are completely talentless and making a living off of this lack thereof.

I'm not even talking about the nobodies who got their own show on VH1 after being rejects on another reality show which was spawned from a reject of an even prior reality show. People still watch it?! Train-wreck theory, that's all it is. People put it on and cannot stop watching until the evil is pried from their eyes.

No, this is still worse. This next demon of black culture, a phrase I note to those who are not helping stereotypes nor even attempting to better his or herself in order to promote a better example to live by.

She is the one responsible for enriching the cast of movies such as Phat Girlz and Soul Plane...


Mo'Nique.

And yes, I spelled that correctly. I know you thought it was spelled T-U-B-G-I-R-L

We get it. You're fat. You're black. And you're outlandishly sassy.

It's old and no one likes it anymore. It's not funny. It used to be funny to be fat, now it's upsetting, it's like laughing at someone who has a disease or a virus. That is what obesity has become in our country. Which isn't a bad thing. People should treat their bodies better than they have been.

This is a terrible example of health and good standing for any community, let alone the black community.

I really can't stand hearing her or looking at her picture.











(I used the space to block her out of my view.)


Gross.

Anyway, the news shows us about the wonderful athletes who excel in their field and fail in every other way of life possible... Barry Bonds, Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress, and an innumerable amount of basketball players.

Basically, I wouldn't hate the black community wasn't producing such a wide array of 'role models' that shouldn't be role models. And surely, they aren't promoted as such, but they are the only ones people listen to. They're the ones with the power and it destroys it all.

So, hating black people, huh? Well as you should know by now, hate is just an easy word to get the point across, and is probably the word used when talking about anything associated with this negative side of black people. There are plenty of good black people, sure, but naming them would take really the edge out of this blog. So I'll continue to name black people who are not good for America.

Like Barack Obama.

I'll bring this up one more time.

President Elect Barack Hussein Obama was not born in Africa. However, I will submit to easing up on him since his father actually was born in Kenya. (That's in Africa)

Still, he's as much an African-American as he is an American-American, since his mother hails from Kansas. We won't delve further into his family tree since his dual step parents really make things complicated.

He promotes himself well and even represents a good life style (except for his smoking addiction which he really doesn't like to talk about).

He denounces ethnic slurs and seems like an all around good homeboy. However, by running for office, getting the 'black vote' and the vote of the young and naive, he has put our country (which includes "black America") at a great risk with some really loose political plans and difficult to understand agenda, as well as a business plan that is more like a business amoebic blob.

I guess it could be worse, right? Well, don't hold your breath.

Still, if there's one thing that gets people down the most, it's false hope. Many Americans are in tough times, these days especially, and the last thing they need is getting their hopes up about someone changing their lives. And there is someone who wants to make black people the best they can be by giving them everything they want.

The spawn of evil herself, Oprah Winfrey.

She's a self-made millionaire. Sure. I can't argue that.

She's helped so many people. Absolutely.

Above all, she's racist.

She actually started an awards show that honors the greatest achievements for women. Is it any coincidence that all the women honored were black?

I am sick and tired of hearing about how much worse off black people are than others. How they've been oppressed for so long. You should not be allowed to inherit the oppression of your ancestors.

Just because your great great grandfather may have been a slave, does not mean I should feel sorry for you. Clearly, you're fine. You're alive. That's enough for you to embrace the day, get a job, and live a happy life.

Stop oppressing me for not acting like you are not being oppressed.

In your worst times, Oprah will not be there to help you, even if you're black, because she sends most of her charity money to the REAL Africa and then the rest go to her black people award show.

Lastly, the most prominent reason for any and all hatred is the black sense of deserving things they don't. Deserving the right to do things that others can't. "Because I'm black."

If you ever walk behind a group of black people, you'll hear it, I guarantee it.

"Nigga"

It's practically an article in 'ebonics'.

An abbreviation for the derogatory term "nigger", this phrase often represents a duality in terms. While it may at times be offensive when used in an offensive manner, it is more commonly used as a preparatory statement for virtually any sentence or phrase.

i.e. "Nigga, did you see that movie yet?" or "If you were there, nigga, you would have lost it."

And apparently, no body except blacks (and sometime hispanics) can use this phrase. I hereby grant everyone permission to use this word, just don't use it in it's original context, i.e. to insult or offend someone. However, most are ignorant and may not find it as easygoing as it was intended.

So don't blame me if you get your ass shot because of this blog.

Nigga, that's your own damn fault.

Until we meet in hell,

-FW

Monday, December 8, 2008

Sudden Hate Syndrome

Think back to when you were in the first grade.

Remember where you sat.

Remember the people who sat near you.

Remember the tests you had to take. And how simple life was.

Now remember the girl you liked. The one who you thought was cute but of course had cooties which made her ultimately undesirable.

Well, she still has cooties. Only now, they have a medical name called "Genital Herpes"

The darling girl you spent your days staring at became a whore and went against any and all of your dreams.

There is unexplainable hate within my system. It is this world we have been given where the dumb and powerful rule and the smartest brains sit back and just think of ways to start over, never actually getting anything accomplished."

It's a world we've grown to love, but it's full of hate.

Hate isn't a bad thing. It's not a good thing, but it's needed. It's an entity that we all are capable of and indeed use from time to time. That's completely fine, but don't act on this hatred.

Just because you hate someone doesn't mean that it's acceptable to burn their houses down.

Just because a girl broke your heart doesn't give you the ability to rape her, strangle her, and dispose of the body in an efficient fashion.

That's illegal.

The system is illegal. The system screws things up and makes what's right and just seem completely immoral and unjustified. In earlier times, it was totally cool to stone people for their acts of dishonesty or betrayal. But not anymore. Do I favor this barbaric, BARBARIC, method of making sides equal. Not entirely.

Surely second chances should be given to those who have wronged someone, for circumstance shows that once they were wronged. However, this is limited to and no exclusive of those who abuse this power by abusing others.

If someone wrongs another based on their own circumstance and disappointments, this is unacceptable.

If Jeff is molested as a child, when he is a father, he beats his children. This is not acceptable.

Assuming that people will never learn from the misdeeds of others is a fairly accurate thought.

And its this irrational feeling of hate which twists the circumstance and blurs the lines between justice and revenge. It may seem just to take out one's anger on others, but that's not what hate should be used for.

What is responsible hate?

Protest?

Protest sucks. Protest really gets nothing accomplished. Don't sit there and say that Woodstock ended the Vietnam War. Lack of funding and bodies ended the Vietnam War. What's even worst is that people spend there time on facebook starting petitions to end the unjust and acts which are caused by hate. GOOD LUCK.

Facebook has no power and the users of it have even less. The sooner the world realizes that the people in it are useless to those who own it, the sooner life will be smoother. Right?

No, probably not.

So what next? Anarchy?

No, what does that do? Establishing disorder will not help restore order, it's a contradiction in terms. Anarchists are idiots.

The people who run everything must be changed. We need to start from everything from the smallest organizations into the largest, into the governments.

So what does all this rambling become?

It's not a matter of molestation, rape, murder, or even race, for once.

It's a matter of stupidity. We are surrounded by the dumb and incompetent and regardless of what we do, we will remain behind them. All that we have the ability to do is to restore order on our own terms. Lines are to be drawn and people need to follow them. The few can not spend their days wandering around as if the world caters to them.

Kids today, an entire generation of failures is approaching. They are the perfect neophytes to fill the world who is lead by the crazed and sadistic. All I can do is ensure that the generation that my children are in may turn out better. Education, discipline, and tolerance are key.

College degrees are not meant for minimum wage jobs, but the kids who are looking for degrees now often settle for that. There is an epidemic of apathy, and go figure, no one feels like doing anything about it.

So sit back, enjoy the ride, and remember, it's so much easier to hate everyone than to pretend maybe they're okay. Chances are, they're not. And it doesn't matter what color they are, those statistics will show otherwise.

Hate. Just do it.

The following posts will be as follows:

Why I Hate Black People?
Why I Hate Yellow People?
Why I Hate Brown People?
Why I Hate Brown People? (Part II: The Other Brown People)
and rounding it off:
Why I Hate White People?

No one is safe, everything is just. Life will work justice into its plans, though it's not always fair.

And if you see that girl from first grade by some chance, keep clear.

Geez, she sure was cute though?

Thansk for reading, stay tuned, blog-a-night for the next 5 nights to be posted.

-FW

Monday, December 1, 2008

If you think Plax was hurt, you should see the other guy...

A gem of a story has unfolded right here in the great state of New Jersey.

Tarnish is something we've grown accustomed to. We've gotten used to the fact that anything and everything we have may fall and shatter. Governors, Government, and Hometown heroes are far from excluded in this discussion, in fact, they make up the majority.

I remember sitting at home, with my family, watching the underdog of the century, Eli Manning, throw a football into the hands of Plaxico Burress, who would fall backwards in order to break the pane of the end zone. It was one of the single greatest upsets in Super Bowl history, but no one I knew was upset at all.

Less than a year has passed and the team was still doing great, but nothing like a good distraction to bring things to a stand-still.

Now, we find ourselves a tune that we've heard before, and is ever more present in today's world where athletes are held in higher regard than doctors, scientists, and architects. The people who make us laugh, cry, and throw our hands in the air yelling, "Why?!" are the people who get more respect and money than those who work to make the world a better place for everyone. And we find someone who has been given too much money too fast.

Plaxico Burress, rounding off at $7,850,000 (a year), found himself in a hospital emergency room in the transition of this past Friday night to Saturday morning.

He sustained a gun shot wound to the leg.

Who would have shot the hometown hero?

The short answer, it was an inside job.

Apparently, when attempting to enter a club, the 6'5" 232 lb. Black Male informed the bouncer that he was packing heat. So, to avoid any situation, he unloaded the weapon.

The State of Florida apparently hands out gun licenses as if they were business cards. There was certainly no strenuous gun training and proper handling techniques taught to Burress. Unloading the gun safely should be one of the first things you learn, right? Well even the NRA (the crazy people for which the 2nd Amendment was established for) feel that the first step in training is safe gun handling. Not positioning, aiming, or shooting, but handling. That encompasses everything you do with a gun that involves no fingers on triggers.

In any event, Mr. Burress, who would be released on $100,000 (1.3% his yearly earnings) bail, had not practiced safe gun handling.

In the process of "unloading" the weapon, he "unloaded" the weapon, in one shot on his leg.

Refused an ambulance.

Spent an evening in the hospital. And got to spend the next few days being escorted around in handcuffs.

Courtesy of Fox Sports:

["Like I said, I am human," Burress said last month in discussing his runs-ins with the team. "I have made some mistakes. I haven't made the best of decisions, I am aware of that, and I am the first one to look myself in the mirror, be honest with myself, and say that."]

He apologized. Wait. No, that was a quote of him apologizing in October when he violated NFL rules and abused an official. For this he was fined $45,000 (0.05% his yearly earnings). This being the second fine he incurred this year alone, the first coming at the beginning of the season when he was fined $117,500 (1.5% his yearly earnings) for missing a team meeting without prior notification. Not to mention the $25,000 (0.03% his yearly earnings) when he didn't show up for mandatory practice at the Giants training camp.

Ok so that's it, right? He's been dumb and done a few stupid things right?

"Ha!" laughs the Bergen County Police Department.

They visited Mr. Burress' home in July and August of this year on domestic disturbance calls.

It's a shame to see a talented ball player have so much go wrong for him, but maybe, just maybe, this is the humbling he needs?

No, don't kid yourself, despite losing 2.88% of his yearly earnings in fines, he'll still receive the rest (unless convicted in turn violating the conduct policy of the NFL) of his salary, totaling $7,623,920.

Remember when he caught that touchdown pass to win the Superbowl?

Now I'm just filled with stereotypes of Black People, Guns, and Excessively undeserved Money.

-FW